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Hi we have been watching Japanese TV for three hours now. It is p amazing. Anyway I have to talk about things or something. I think I have to review things. Listen up these photos are all unedited as there is no editing software on this tiny computer. So I am apologising in advance HOW EMBARRASSING like seeing someone WITHOUT THEIR MAKE UP. Anyway I ate this thing it was 1100 yen or something. It was pretty great the lettuce was hot though. The meat lump and rice was most delicious and the pasta, which was eggplant, actually tasted like fish, weird. That is the only thing I have a photo of yet so I will just say what happened today.

Under exposed and angry cat. There is an angry rock star chair on TV right now singing. A hugely muscular man just did aerobics with three children and then a talking cactus appeared. TODAAAYY or MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY as Hollyoaks would say. Today we got up at 9am which means we slept for 10 hours! If there are crazy typos in here it is because this machine will not inform me of them. So we got up and then spent three hours trying to decide what to do. We eventually decided to go to Gyoza Stadium and Nekobukuro. We did go to Nekobukuro which is a cat playground but have not gone to Gyoza Stadium yet. Nekobukuro would not Lyndal and me enter as a couple which is rude we could have saved 200 yen! It was pretty amazing and we met many angry cats. There was one trapped in a train! There was a huge fluffy Maine Coon tried to bite Lyndal, me and also another lady! Hilariously there was one of those cats with a squished face but it was all shaved. I have photos of all these cats but due to their uneditedness I have only included this guy. There was also a Jose guy and some happy cats ho were trapped in their weird cat rooms. We were there at dinnertime so we got to give everyone a little bit of kibble. Sorry I am majorly distracted by the most amazing show which is teaching Japanese children English. Ha-ha-ha-ha I'm Happy!

Before we did this we spent about an hour walking around an AMAZING store where we decided to buy EVERYTHING! We haven't done this yet but we will OH WE WILL. I can't tell you about this look I have to stop typing TV is too amazing