Sunday, February 15, 2009

OK PHOTOS

ARE HERE MOSTLY

Off you pop! There are still a few more to go but mostly they are up!

Saturday, February 14, 2009

They are even glaring at each other on Flickr

Amazing!!

Editing

Hi,

I am editing about 150 photos from this trip trying to make you all seem as beautiful as you are to meeeee! Then I will flickr them for you. If you want a big version of any of them just email me and I will send him to you.

I miss everyone unless you are lame and you are all invited to stay at my place in Sydney unless you are lame!!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Cake wreck

We saw this in LA. What is going on here? I have no idea!

I'm gonna

This is a real drink but there were none left :(

Yes this is a real thing in LA

Should we move there??

This is the best!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

ps

unlike lyndal i will miss the people in america too, not just the lemonade

BYE AMERICAZ!

We're on our way out of the country!

I had $3 left on my America travel card and we've signed up for a T-Mobile internet plan that costs $5 or something so SUCK IT T-MOBILE.

We had great times and I will miss lemonade like nobody's buisness, had a great day with Kat going to The Grove and the Farmer's Market and it was a beautiful day in beautiful California.


So this is us hotties saying THANK YOU AMERICA and we will see you again some day soon!

Kissles!

(ps. Shara was on the phone to Sam & Marnie in Dubai on their way back to Sydney from Europe)

Sunday, February 8, 2009

We ate this sucka

G'night NYC

I went to the crayola factory

Yeah I feel better now :)

Toothpaste Review

Crest 'Whitening Expressions' - Vanilla Mint


Bought the 'shampoo bottle' shaped gel in New York City, then purchased the paste in King of Prussia, PA.

The flavour of this toothpaste is amazing! Like you are brushing your teeth with lollies, very similar to just eating a bunch of chocolate mints (which happens to be my favourite flavour for anything ever, I just polished off a large box of Junion Mints in just over a day).
However the consistency of the gel is very thin, not a lot of foam which is disappointing. The paste is much thicker and has a better level of foam.

Would definitely buy again, may need someone to post me some more in the future (along with some Country Time Pink Lemonade, yet to be reviewed)

Rating: 4 stars
Contains HFCS: No

Friday, February 6, 2009

:(

Hey dudes,

Webber has stopped posting in the blog and sharing things in google reader because he thinks no one likes him. This makes me sad :( please cheer him up!!

Also I am alone in the hotel WILL I GET MURDERED Y/N??

A Catlike Robot at Chuck E. Cheese

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Communication

Me: can I have a bear claw please?
Lady: what kind of bagel?
Me: umm just a bear claw please?
Lady: what kind of roll
Me: noo just a bear claw
Lady: hmm we just got to figure out what you want here
Me: oh a bear claw like bear *pretends to be a bear* rowr rowr

Success!!

The bear claw was ok like a bad almond croissant 2/5

iPhone suckas

A Catlike Robot in Walmart

She got a haircut!

Do you need 100 pieces of fried chicken

Coz Walmart gotyou covered!

Webber in Walmart

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

btw

when we saw Aziz Ansari in San Fran he said he googles his name to see who is talking about him and once found a woman who said he was her celebrity crush, anyway Aziz you are mega handsome let's rock out sometime i will buy you as many bottles of Lift as your heart desires.

lava pobbles

In Louisville one of the more exciting parts of the experience was finding an original-shape LAVA LAMP in a history museum (????), they were AU$43 but I have never seen them for less than around AU$75 and I've wanted one forever. It's a really big one, 43cm / 17in tall.


But after we left Casey & Gretchen's place I remembered American appliances run on 110v rather than 240v at home, so way to go Lyndal you can't use your lava lamp.

Only one person (Bill) responded saying he would take this lamp, but Webber said I might be able to get a converter for it that won't cost more than the lamp. I really love this lamp, guys.


Tonight we're somewhere in Ohio, doing a southward(ish) route back towards NYC because we don't feel like dying in snow up north.

Today we saw the world's biggest gavel and mortar board! Also Webber was pulled over by the cops because he was doing about 70mph in a 65 zone, we think the dude couldn't be bothered standing in the cold writing a ticket for someone who will never pay it so he was let off.

This is America dude

Today we saw a truck being filled up with gas while the engine was running

The truck was unattended

Casey's fridge

Buttz

Sorry blog we've been having too much fun with Casey and Gretchen to
post to you!!


iPhone suckas

Monday, February 2, 2009

confession

i love poop, maybe too much

Roms rox it

miscellaneous photoz

Cuet!

Casey and Gretchen have these. They also have two computers next to each other, one of which is propped up on Neil Gaiman books! Their house is awesome

You want some? We didn't get them for you!

Tiny burgers! Yes that is how Ro always drinks!!

Ro said this is not German chocolate cake

From the pie shop in Louisville. All those flavours of meringue!

Ha ha ha ha no one ate these. No one in history ever!

You can just do paintball AT YOUR HOUSE!!


You can get all your dangerous weapons at the same place in Walmart THANK GOD FOR THAT!! Hunting knives not pictured.

Chevy Chase has his own bank and also his own street

We went in here and made everyone leave! Also a beer was us$8 with tip!! THAT IS PIRACY!

When we were in DC we saw this icesheet hanging from an awning. Shara and Ro were standing underneath it takin photos and then this happened:

Washington was trying to kill us. AND THEN SOME FOOL CALLED US HIPSTER SCUM



lol
i smell like farts

I get this bird

I eat him!!!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

GO STEELERS AND/OR CARDINALS!!!!

REVIEW OF TINY BURGERS ALSO KNOWN AS WHITE CASTLE

These burgers were wet and greasy and tasted of sausage rolls. But they were very very tiny which was great. The chips were normal size and the drinks were giant = america sized. I would give tiny burgers 4/5 for being tiny, and 1/5 at best for taste, but only because i like sausage rolls.

REVIEW OF DAYS INN MOTEL, ABOUT EXIT 7 ON THE I65, CEMENTVILLE, INDIANA

The room was very cold when we got there and the woman at the desk asked me how you abbreviate England. We slightly felt like we would get shot though that was not all bad. It was possible to walk to a KFC slash PIzza hut which was a plus point as Webz was v tired of driving by then i think. The neighbours shouted a lot and in the morning a man knocked on our door to tell us he would hammer. People at breakfast were friendly and apologised ALL THE TIME it was like being in England. Oh I'm sorry ma'am. I was talking to a woman from Kentucky who was staying there because her power was out all week and her generator broke last year and she had a baby. She was surprised that this was my real accent and i'm not just putting it on.

REVIEW OF KFC SLASH PIZZA HUT

My food was ok i had chicken breast, mashed potato and a corn on the cob, Lyndal had something disgusting. She gives it 2/5 i give it 4/5 once i had peeled the fried battered skin off the chicken. Webber liked it too.

REVIEW OF THE BASEBALL BAT MUSEUM

We did not pay for the tour because we didnt have time but the gift shop was awesome and the people were super nice, we got served by a woman named Kyely and a dude kept trying to do our accents and let us use the toilets. Also you could watch how bats are made. I would definitely visit this if i was in Louisville again and it was only 5$ and the toilets were nice.

REVIEW OF THE AMERICAN HISTORY MUSEUM BUT WHICH IS MAINLY ABOUT THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR AND THE CIVIL WAR

We did not go in this museum either but the gift shop was double awesome, Shara bought a book about the international declaration of human rights and a bag and got a member discount because i was talking to the woman who was great, her parents were Prison Evangelists so she grew up in a RV driving round the states, she's been to 36 states and she was home schooled from 5th grade up to the high school graduation. She's originally from boston but she came here because she likes it. And she's saving up to go to Scotland and England. And for halloween 3 years ago she dressed up as Tina Fey. And she was left handed. Like Tina Fey and Obama. She and the guy did not seem to like obama. Anyway this is not the blog of her life story. OR IS IT. I would defs go to this museum because it's about being in the South pre-civil war which is innnnteresting. Don't know how much it cost.

REVIEW OF AMERICA SO FAR

Very interesting to visit like crazy and 5/5 for that, though if i lived here i would emigrate. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

This is at the science museum!!