GO STEELERS AND/OR CARDINALS!!!!

REVIEW OF TINY BURGERS ALSO KNOWN AS WHITE CASTLE

These burgers were wet and greasy and tasted of sausage rolls. But they were very very tiny which was great. The chips were normal size and the drinks were giant = america sized. I would give tiny burgers 4/5 for being tiny, and 1/5 at best for taste, but only because i like sausage rolls.

REVIEW OF DAYS INN MOTEL, ABOUT EXIT 7 ON THE I65, CEMENTVILLE, INDIANA

The room was very cold when we got there and the woman at the desk asked me how you abbreviate England. We slightly felt like we would get shot though that was not all bad. It was possible to walk to a KFC slash PIzza hut which was a plus point as Webz was v tired of driving by then i think. The neighbours shouted a lot and in the morning a man knocked on our door to tell us he would hammer. People at breakfast were friendly and apologised ALL THE TIME it was like being in England. Oh I'm sorry ma'am. I was talking to a woman from Kentucky who was staying there because her power was out all week and her generator broke last year and she had a baby. She was surprised that this was my real accent and i'm not just putting it on.

REVIEW OF KFC SLASH PIZZA HUT

My food was ok i had chicken breast, mashed potato and a corn on the cob, Lyndal had something disgusting. She gives it 2/5 i give it 4/5 once i had peeled the fried battered skin off the chicken. Webber liked it too.

REVIEW OF THE BASEBALL BAT MUSEUM

We did not pay for the tour because we didnt have time but the gift shop was awesome and the people were super nice, we got served by a woman named Kyely and a dude kept trying to do our accents and let us use the toilets. Also you could watch how bats are made. I would definitely visit this if i was in Louisville again and it was only 5$ and the toilets were nice.

REVIEW OF THE AMERICAN HISTORY MUSEUM BUT WHICH IS MAINLY ABOUT THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR AND THE CIVIL WAR

We did not go in this museum either but the gift shop was double awesome, Shara bought a book about the international declaration of human rights and a bag and got a member discount because i was talking to the woman who was great, her parents were Prison Evangelists so she grew up in a RV driving round the states, she's been to 36 states and she was home schooled from 5th grade up to the high school graduation. She's originally from boston but she came here because she likes it. And she's saving up to go to Scotland and England. And for halloween 3 years ago she dressed up as Tina Fey. And she was left handed. Like Tina Fey and Obama. She and the guy did not seem to like obama. Anyway this is not the blog of her life story. OR IS IT. I would defs go to this museum because it's about being in the South pre-civil war which is innnnteresting. Don't know how much it cost.

REVIEW OF AMERICA SO FAR

Very interesting to visit like crazy and 5/5 for that, though if i lived here i would emigrate. GOD BLESS AMERICA.