Wednesday, January 28, 2009

o hai

o hai. well these australasians are hatin' on NYC because it's not 20C. yesterday was sunny and they went to the shut MoMA and I went to the open Chinatown and fotc places and took lotssss of picturez but i haven't got a computer to put them on so i'll upload when i get back to england. it was p great. after we didnt get in to that television programme x 2 and had delicious dinner, i met my friend patricia who took me to a street just made of korean. so all the writing was in korean and you could buy dumpling wrappers and bean paste and dog clothes. I was taking a picture of the dog clothes and a shop woman came and talked to me so I had to pretend i had a dog. It is 20lbs. That was her estimate that i agreed with.

I havent slept in a long time and now i have a fever and im sitting in the foyer of the MoMA while they go round and i've got webber's computer which is shiny but fortunately not rained upon. a homeless person asked me the time and all i could provide was australian time so he was not too impressed.

I'm drinking Diet Snapple because liz lemon advertises snapple, and diet because the non-diet is all HFCS. This sort is full of phenylanaline which is a delicious neurotoxin. I miss fruit and vegetables.


oh look it's the foyer in the MoMA. i'm p sure this is not useful for anything. A guy next to me is talking german. Er hofft, dass das Wetter ganz nett ist. Tschuess!

2 comments:

  1. This "vacation" (lolwut it's a holiday) is sponsored by HFCS awareness

    Did she tell you the name of your dog too and you agreed with it?

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  2. Is 30c in Melbourne at NITE apparently and people are dying from being too HOT.
    Also trains not running cos the tracks have BENT from the heat and all the bogans are complaining cos they gonna be late home from wherever bogans go during the day....

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